An open letter to the City of Thousand Oaks

Dear Sir or Madam:

I am writing about the abysmal handling of road closures during the Amgen Tour of California. At no time were there any notifications on Lynn Road leading up to the event that it would be closed to all traffic. My wife and I (and apparently several dozen other carloads of people) were completely surprised when we were told that we were not allowed to return to our home. This was especially irritating since we were returning from the store with groceries.

What was insulting was that it appeared that the local police, while present, weren't truly even in charge. When we tried to explain to a woman wearing Amgen markings that we needed to return home with our groceries, she was outright rude to us, telling us we had no right to cross the road, that we were going to have to wait another hour before we could do so, and that we should have known better because "the schedule was published, after all!" It may very well be that it was published, possibly in many different locations, but that doesn't make up for the fact that road closures should have been posted on the actual roads beforehand. Judging from the many drivers speeding around looking for a detour that didn't exist, many of our neighbors would agree, especially the one who yelled to some police "HOW THE F@#K AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF HERE?!"

Finally, after making another loop of the area, the Amgen employee said we should park in the neighborhood across the street from ours and then just walk home with our groceries. We relented, since we didn't want our food to go bad. Again, this turned into a bad joke when we were then stopped at the corner, bags in hand, and told that we weren't allowed to cross by foot either, after being told just the opposite at the very same intersection! One of our neighbors had enough at this point, and just crossed with her groceries when she was accosted by someone and told she wasn't allowed to cross. When she persisted, she was pushed down, causing her to drop her food in the middle of the road. Then a policeman tried to drag her from the road as she was gathering her groceries back into the bag. After this, and several other people screaming about the situation, we were told by a different policeman that we could cross right away if we did so very quickly. Keep in mind that at no time had we seen even a single cyclist!

I'd like to make something very clear, I am not against this sort of event. My wife and I have participated in Amgen's Breakaway From Cancer bike rides in the past, and I have years of experience participating in large running events and have seen various attempts at providing a secure course while making a minimal impact to local traffic. This was absolutely the worst managed attempt at traffic control of any cycling, running, or triathlon I have EVER encountered. I hope that in future years we will be given more consideration when it comes to notification of road closures, that some thought is given to detours or at least actual traffic control instead of outright closures to all access of neighborhoods, and that city employees, NOT AMGEN EMPLOYEES, are given the power to make rational decisions in cases of goofs.

Thank you for your time.

Regards,


Lloyd Cogliandro

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